Well done hero! No more walking for you. You’ve found an airship!
"Let’s see them get me now!" - Captain Phillips
Get ready for everything to get better! This ship will expedite your journey and take you to lands farther than you imagined. And look at all the amenities! This baby comes…
Oh, I wish I would have read this years ago…
Follow Friday time! It’s 2:20 PM (EST) now, and for the next five minutes (aka until 2:25 PM EST), we’ll do our best to follow everyone who reblogs this post. Startiiiiing, now! Go! Go! Go!
Rebloggin, cause I love Dion Flynn (and Jimmy, too. Any friend of Dion’s is a friend of mine)
Report the Suspicious Package & Their Suspicious Friends this Saturday at 9:30pm.
The call just came in to bomb squad HQ. Someone saw something and said something. Now it’s your job to do something.
Cardboard box. Taped up well. Too well. Oily on the bottom. Not a good sign. Scribbled-on address in black Sharpie is clearly fake and looks like chicken scratch. The only thing written clearly on this package is bad news.
You get out your tool belt. Remember your training. Did you kiss your spouse good-bye this morning? Of course you did. That’s something you never forget when every day could be your last.
Your x-acto knife pierces the top layer of packing tape. A bead of sweat trickles down your forehead. You try to play it cool, but in this business either you’re scared or you’re dead.
Just one thing on your mind right now: WHAT’S IN THE BOX?
Want to find out? Then join New York’s hottest* improv team this Saturday at 9:30pm. ”Suspicious Package” and our friends “Marmalade” (who are also quite suspicious) as we open the box of your psyche and explore the explosive contents inside. Will it be warped and twisted? Well that depends on what you bring to the table. Will it be hysterically funny? We guarantee it.
Suspicious Package is Dennis Villasana, Lorie Steele, Jess Miller, Jason Specland, Natasha Rogers and Kindel Ingham
Marmalade is Jason Specland and Kathryn Dunn
*Team hotness based on collective body temperature that time we all had the flu.
See us do stuff!
Improv, and baked goods? Sign me up! Baked By MMDK tonight at 8pm!
Do you miss your mom’s home cooking? What about your dad’s, you sexist jerk? Either way, Baked by MMDK has got you covered: It’s improv plus free baked goods!*
Formed from the 10,000 Hours community, MMDK specializes in upbeat montages that explore real human emotions in a fun way. Plus, there are lots of ladies.
is Christy Harrison, Matt Hammond, Dan Hofer, Emily Johnson, Tammy McNeill, Steve Ling and Chris O’Neil
*While supplies last!
Much thanks to MMDK for having Suspicious Package as tonight’s very special guest team! See y’all tonight at the PIT!